CHANCES are it’s probably chucking it down by the time you read this week’s Champion, but as this is being written it’s 32 degrees – which means it’s time to trot out all the summer cliches.
Ladies wearing skimpy tops. Blokes not wearing tops at all. But not, to cut short a time-honoured tradition gracing newsagents for several decades, motoring magazines proclaiming it’s time to GO TOPLESS while parading bargain-priced convertibles across their covers.
I’m not talking MX-5s or Z4s or other two-seater sports cars; I’m on about cheap ‘n’ cheerful, family-friendly droptops based on decapitated versions of the nation’s big sellers. I suspect I know the reason why they aren’t doing the rounds in the motoring mags right now. Put simply, with a handful of exceptions, there aren’t any.
Less than a decade ago I remember road-testing Volkswagen’s Golf MkVI Cabriolet in The Champion’s pages, but nowadays there is no open-air spinoff of Europe’s best-seller – instead, the only droptop it’ll sell you is an open-top T-Roc, for which you need at least £31k. Ford will no longer flog you an al fresco Focus and Vauxhall’s Astra Cabriolet is long gone, as its successor of sorts, the Cascada. Peugeot made a name for itself in the Noughties with SLK-esque folding metal roofs, but neither the 208 nor the 308 carry on this nifty feature. Nor does Renault, which in the Nineties would sell you a Megane in Convertible form – and a hatch, saloon, estate, coupé and people carrier for that matter – but these days does just the five-door hatch.
Just about your only options include the Smart ForTwo Cabrio, which on account of being electric-only currently costs £24,645. In fact, it’s Fiat who’ll fix you up with Britain’s cheapest cabriolet, the 500C at £16,655, although it’d much rather you help the Italians reduce their carbon footprint by spending an extra £13,000 on the much newer all-electric model. MINI’s entry-level Cabriolet, meanwhile, will set you back £22,105, but after that you’re into posh German metal if you’re looking for wind in not just your hair, but the barnetts of your nearest and dearest too. That means the drop-top versions of Audi’s A5, Mercedes’ C-Class and BMW’s 4-Series, all of which start at around £44,000. Ouch.
I’m sure there are all sorts of profitability reasons why, like coupés, cabriolets have all but vanished from the nation’s forecourts, but having grown up in an era when you could have everything from a droptop Metro to the Saab 900 Convertible, I miss four-seater cabrios. And, I suspect, so do you, given the amount of you I’ve seen out and about in secondhand Audi A4 Convertibles and Golf Cabriolets during the latest heatwave.
But never mind – the car industry reckons you’re not interested anyway. Would Sir be interested in yet another small crossover?